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Old 17-06-2004, 05:28 PM
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damn jantar...always telling me to shut up...in another language...
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:31 PM
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EVERYBODY SUCK MY HAAN!

(thats dutch for 'penis')
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SECOND PAGE PARTY!
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:43 PM
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okie dokie...

*gets on with the Haan*
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oh yah,. yah!

dats da vay i like eet!
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:45 PM
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THAT'S what Hahn tastes like! I couldn't put my finger or other protuberance on it previously!!
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:46 PM
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really? you never fucked a hahn bottle before? geez...you've lived a sheltered life haven't you?
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:49 PM
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fucked or been fucked by.....

....the questions just mount....

.....as do the ellipses....
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:51 PM
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...............well who hasn't........been fucked.............by.............a.............ha hn..............bottle.........at........least.... ..once...........in.......their..........l.......i ........v......e.......s.............ellipses rock
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:52 PM
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They shore do podner! They shore do!

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Ellipses for the masses!

(Marx meets ellipses)
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:53 PM
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hehe ELLIPSE SEKZ!

OMG i was going to make an ellipse sekz .gif animation but then i remembered i dont have the program any more because im not on my comp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo *dies*
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ellipses: the opiate of the masses?
*raises eyebrow*
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*Comforts Sexplosive in a distinctly bestial manner*
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:55 PM
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hmm...i tried to inject an ellipse into my arm once...it hurt and gave me a headache...it was three hours later that i realised i'd injected brake fluid...
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:57 PM
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Plus you may well have missed your arm...

....from preliminary diagnoses I'd say you hit your head.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:01 AM
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hmm...would explain why i experienced gross eye pain...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:04 AM
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maybe the eye pain is from tearing your eyes out?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:07 AM
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that might be it...heh...last time i tore someones eyes out they didn't really complain all that much...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:07 AM
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One quick question: did their tongue go first?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:08 AM
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ahhh...that explains the gurgling noises...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:09 AM
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or was that the HOLY WATER from your BATH that you were DROWNING them in?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:10 AM
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Or the dishwasher emptying itself in the background.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:10 AM
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What was her name again?
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i only drown em after i tear a few bits off em first...where's the fun in drowning em first?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:11 AM
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keeps them warm for the... after entertainment
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:13 AM
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You guys are sickos!

A warm body could be harbouring any number of pathogens! Gotta chill 'em before you mill 'em
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:14 AM
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i just bathe them in warm bleach...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:15 AM
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precautions...?

doesnt a rubber do?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:16 AM
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Only if your pencil is 2B or lower
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:17 AM
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ummm... mines .5mm pacer lead
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