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21-05-2004, 01:26 PM
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Xcor mate, you'd make a hillarious drunk :p
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21-05-2004, 10:07 PM
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yeah man...we'll get you nice and drunk *hides roofies in his pocket*...
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22-05-2004, 05:23 PM
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oh no! panadol! my only weakness! nnoooooooooo!!!!
*sinky melts...wicked witch of the west style*
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24-05-2004, 04:49 PM
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i knew that heavy beathing sounded familiar...
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24-05-2004, 05:05 PM
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WHAT!? there was a round of cock-eating and i MISSED it?
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24-05-2004, 05:42 PM
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yeah dude...and we're both so spent that we couldn't possibly do it again...at least not for a few minutes...
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25-05-2004, 10:40 AM
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so i was sitting on this bus...on my way to a llama association of australasia convention...when this homeless guy asks me for some spare change...now my usual policy for dealing with this situation is to beat the guy to within an inch of his life...but this guy had that kinda pathetic look in his eye that suggested that a stern beating would probably only encourage him...so i cut his throat instead...
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25-05-2004, 12:54 PM
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i would have just given him the money
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#46
25-05-2004, 02:29 PM
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A homeless guy got crushed while sleeping in a bin here yesterday - maybe you should just push him into a bin, or offer some sleeping tablets
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25-05-2004, 05:24 PM
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so what you guys are saying is that cutting this guys throat was bad? hmph...i thought you of all people would understand...oh well...i'm not telling you about what i did to the person who came collecting for the salvos on the weekend...i mean really...who brings their children on a collection run!?!?
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26-05-2004, 04:34 PM
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...i guess he's right on that one...shit...
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