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14-11-2003, 04:41 PM
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*inserts citris into blood stream*
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#65
14-11-2003, 04:51 PM
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*shoots citrus bullets into Azz's back*
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#67
14-11-2003, 05:01 PM
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OW! my spleen!
good thing im not alergic... *pursues azz*
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#71
14-11-2003, 05:20 PM
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*doesnt dance, because is dead*
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#73
14-11-2003, 06:50 PM
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/matrix mode enabled.
Me jumps out of the b17. Fires his bazooka mid air and hits xcor trying to strafe him in a stolen mustang in the nosecone. Reloads. Pulls out akimbo colts (pistol) and shoots explosive, who bailed out of a mustang and is trying to blast Sammo with an STG. Lands, spends his last pistol rounds attempting to hit zsinj to no avail. Zsinj unloads his STG, me bullet dodges. Zsinj reloads. Me does the trinity jump in the air stall, pulls out bazooka and shoots zsinj in the face. Two paryniuxs come at me from each side of the allyway. Followed by a few hundred more. Me pulls out his knife and chucks it away. Instead opting for the huge metal pole. Mucho- Kungfu-o ensues. Me picks up two assault kits, reloads , and enters the church. The guards at the door immediately call for backup as I show them the loadout. Me starts blazing around with akimbo STG44's shooting all the evil respawning Explosives (whilst remaining in flag range) Flag greys, outta ammo. teh supar evil azz comes out, Me chucks his knife (ammo crate) at him (ala, secret weapons) and misses. Some funky kung fu shit happens, then I remember my pistol, and shoot him. The end. Sammo's Score: 750-748-0. /matrix mode disabled. /me gets bombed by Jantar. fck! Remember boys and girls. Score ain't everything. Ya need style too :p
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#75
14-11-2003, 08:29 PM
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/matrix mode enabled
/me dies matrix mode disabled
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#77
14-11-2003, 10:18 PM
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/matrix mode enabled.
Paragon looks around. Notes you're all insane. Puts gun to head. Fires. Dodges by accident. Pulls M16 out. Points at feet, shoots heaps. Dodges all them. Gives up. /matrix mode disabled. Wakes up. Shakes head. WHat a strange dream.
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#79
14-11-2003, 10:39 PM
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/Matrix review enabled
Matrix Revolutions sucked sooooooo much. Biggest. Disappointment. Ever. /Matrix review concluded.
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#81
14-11-2003, 10:55 PM
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All depends on what you're expecting. All I'm going to say is that it's nothing but an "Expansion Pack" for Reloaded.
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#82
15-11-2003, 12:36 AM
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ever wonder what a porno would look like in bullet time?...i have...
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#83
15-11-2003, 11:51 AM
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^^^rofl^^^
im seeing revs on the 20th
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#85
15-11-2003, 05:46 PM
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A porno in bullet time...christ man, that'd just defy description.
Although, we should give it some thought. Max Payne III: Enter the Explosive's Mum.
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#86
15-11-2003, 07:59 PM
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dude, thats just not cool...
ill forgive you though, because i assume you havent seen the secret ending of maxpayne 2 (sif my mum would be in the THIRD of the series! shocked at your insolence!)
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#87
15-11-2003, 10:12 PM
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secret ending?!? you mean he finally gets removed whatever he has had stuck up his ass?
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#89
16-11-2003, 05:22 PM
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ah...well that was unexpected...
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#90
16-11-2003, 05:23 PM
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no, because i did hint that my mum was in maxpayne 2 and not 3
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