Sweet fancy Moses, wtf??

[Mel |F]

I got this in an email today. Might be a good addition to DC:

MENTAL NOTE: NEVER GO TO IRAQ
> >
> > They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal, so only come out at
> > night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are injected
> > with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know you are
> > bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of your leg or
> > arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night long.
> >
> > If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a
> > shadow over it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It
> > will instantly run for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is
> > chasing you.
> >
> > PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top.
> > These Spiders are found daily in IRAQ by troops.
> >
> > Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent!!
> >
> >
> > I have checked with an ex-serviceman who's been over there
> > &.......YES, they are for real ........................AAARRGGGHHHHHHH
> > ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !