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Old 24-09-2003, 08:05 PM
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First of all, this is gonna be a rant.. so if you dont want to read a big pile of steaming turd, dont continue past this sentence.

Why me? Why is it that everyone else that arent doing IT at uni having a struggling time learning and with workload, whilst I and my friends are bored out of our minds learning stuff I've known since late highschool.

Today I had four classes... First was math, woop de fucking do. Statistics are fun. Lets learn probability again, or perhaps linear equations. All I got out of that class was the inside of my eyelids as I fell asleep out of boredom. / Sammo leaves the classroom.

Next I have three hours in a row off. Fan-tastic. I can bludge around uni for three hours with zilch to do. Even the internet can only provide so much entertainment. I must have been to www.bored.com and www.pointlesswasteoftime.com several times today, let alone this week.

Three hours finally pass and I manage to pull myself off to the next class. Database Design. Now have you ever had an Indian teacher that you just for love nor money cant understand. Or perhaps the teacher that spends half the lesson recapping the last lesson, and covers the new material so slow you can read slides and learn more. Meet the guy with both. Hes about 40 and died his hair red, then craps on about how great databases are and how he can fly back to india tommorow if he wanted. Hurrah? Now tell us again how it relates to EERs, or SQL. TEACH US SOMETHING DAMNIT!

Last lesson, Object Oriented Programming, to which Regular programming is the prerequisite. For the last few weeks all we have learnt is java code, and special methods for objects. Again, woop de fucking do. And guess what the test the other day was on? regular programming. The entire mid semester test (bar 1-2 qns) was on nested for loops. Hurrah. Why did I have to do the prerequisite again? Again the lecturer is another middle aged indian man who covers everything too slow /Me walks out 20 minutes in.

So we head down to the bar. The single most interesting thing at the uni. All the pool tables are taken, and I realised I was driving home so I couldnt drink. Ah well. Hang around and talk for two hours. Turns out to be the best reason to turn up all day.

The funny thing is, I pay to go to uni. Looks like they are smarter than we thought.

//end rant.

oh and anyone looking to waste more time... this article is done rather well
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Old 24-09-2003, 09:34 PM
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wow...this brings back so many memories of my uni degree...i don't know about your uni Sammo...but mine didn't require attendance...so i hardly showed up to any classes after first year...
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Old 24-09-2003, 09:49 PM
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Yeah, I missed more of first semester than than I attended.

It just seems so foreign coming from highschool, where attendance was compulsory and enforced.

You just end up affraid to miss something important. Either that or cant be bothered all the time and miss lots of important stuff when it finally gets challenging.
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Old 25-09-2003, 05:15 PM
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Also, try a plethora of pornography sites. I swear uni was where I saw the most porn of my life. We also had females round to provide an objetive commentary on technique etc. Was all good fun.

Also, be careful when skipping lectures. When I was at uni I got caught out once or twice (never seriously though....hehehe). Usually they start of slow then ramp up very rapidly. Might be different with pooter stuff, but be wary

Also, lecturers that cannot speak the engrish language are not uncommon. Learn Hindi is my advice.
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Old 25-09-2003, 06:04 PM
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Old 25-09-2003, 09:44 PM
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I cant imagine network admins being terribly happy about it

Although we are working on "attaining" a teacher/admin account

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jantar...porn doesn't bite...unless you want it to...and if you do i have some sites that might interest you...
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Sammo you just described my accounting degree at kangaroo point tafe ... hours upon hors of boredom to unlock a few minutes of info ... goddamn ... it nearly put me off studying ever again.

Chicks were hot though, and the only reason i turned up half the time .... cant let em go get tuned by someone else ... now can we
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on another note...has Xy posted enough in our forums to become an honoury member of the 101st?
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Xy the problem with chicks in my class is the ratio is about 20:1.... and I'm sure they get enough guys going for em...

Although in my minor its the exact oppsite... 1 guy to 20 chicks... its great
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Well i was doing accounting ... and was blown away as there were like 6 really hot chicks in the class ... but what i didnt know is they also had a hairdressing class on campus ... damn!!!

(on a side note my roommates little sister was going there too and i didnt know till i told him about this hot chick i saw and described her to him ..... ouch!!)
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owies thats got to hurt :p

and its applied statistics
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strange stratification of gender for applied statistics i would think...
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To what are you applying the statistics? Are these vital statistics we're talking here?
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Old 04-10-2003, 12:31 PM
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nah we are just doing the basics for now... then we are moving onto harder things.

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rofl... harder things...
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Well the chicks will anyway, the guys will be the test subjects.
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Just be carefull there is no disections (sp?) involved on the hard ones :O
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or...just make sure there ARE disections involved...whatever floats yer boat...
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gah, practice exams are teh sucks... getting home at 6 pm. almost missed the start of Dr Who tonight :o:o:o
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Old 13-10-2003, 10:49 PM
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Hijackers?!?!

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hmmm, good point. Speshly if it's Neodymium
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