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| papa bear... with his big manly voice and hairy back who dont lock their house doors and complain about young blonde tramps who walk into his house and eat his porridge... but who eats porridge these days... it takes at least 10 minutes to cook and then you have to wait for it to cool and so you go for a walk in the woods with no breakfast so your starving by th time you get home... i mean what sort of moron does that?!?!? |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| humpedy dumpedy, a deformed egg head, who has no sense of balance, not to mention the fact that he gets on walls, not even thinking abut the dangers of his frail temperment and the efects of wall falling, however being an egg he has a great relationship with the army boys... who obviously havent got any construction skills and are quite happy that a giant egg burst because its a good change frm their regular army diet of ration packs.. mmm.. |
  
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0 | 0% |
| litle miss muppet... it has been legos dream always to be a woman, and here is his chance, as a canabalistic muppet eating poor innocent kurds from iraqs north, she gets scared by a spider, who finishes off her human flesh while she runs away like a scared littel child, to eat more weighed kurds elsewhere. |
  
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4 | 50.00% |
| incy wincy spider... who has a real fetish with drainpipes... but like lego in real life... is a bit stupid... and tries to climb up metal in the rain... dont you understand its slippery!!?? well anyways he continues climbing and gets slapped down, thas right you get slapped down boi!! and then it gets sunny so having been slapped down he tries to go again... until the kids sing it again... AND HEN YOU GET SLAPPED DOWN BOI! SLAP SLAP! DOWN YOU GO YOU SILLY SPIDER!! |
  
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3 | 37.50% |
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20-07-2003, 04:52 PM
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legolas visits the nursery rhymes...
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