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Old 17-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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swoit!

*the zombitastic duo dance off into the sunset*
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:39 PM
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MWAHAHAHA your bath will be beset by EVIL at every turn!

and lakes of holy water!
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:39 PM
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i meant path. path.

FIFTY-THIRD PAGE PARTY!
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:42 PM
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how did you know i had holy water in my bath?!?
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:45 PM
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umm... womens intuition?
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:46 PM
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Wanton hussy! That's my line and it certainly looks like my intuition! As if pluralising it would get it past my censors...
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:48 PM
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ahhh...that explains more than a few things...
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censors... as in sniffy-smelly censors? as in PRIESTs as in HOLY WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG THE COINCEDENCES DO NOT END!1@!@!!!!!!12!!!1
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:53 PM
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wow 'splosive...it's like the last season of x-files all over again...only not total fucking shit crap that makes me want to pull my eyes out and feed them to a gerbil...
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:56 PM
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but what about the JURY OF G-MEN AND ALIENS !?>

and TEH JUDGEMENT!?!?!?

AND MULDER.... MISSING?
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:57 PM
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oh dear...i just tore out my eyes...lucky i can touch type...
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Old 17-06-2004, 11:59 PM
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That's not all you can touch.

On that note I should celibate my 500th post
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:02 AM
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OMG JANTAR YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN! TEH PUN-MASTER!
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:04 AM
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That is two deity references in two posts! I am sensing idle (harhar - eat that pun!) worship coming on.

Just don't go cargo cult and erect a bamboo jantar over your keyboard and expect the same quality of post.

You'll probably be disappointed with the increase in successful attempts at wit.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:06 AM
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yup.... gotta be shit to be good

with the 'celibate' one as exception. that was pure winnness.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:09 AM
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*zsinj finishes jantar idol*

ah damn...i wasn't supposed to make a wicker jantar? bugger...

*zsinj sets fire to idol...*
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:12 AM
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jantar... Australian Idol?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:12 AM
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It burns!!

Ain't no Guru wat does the Voodoo like you do in your purple moomoo.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:13 AM
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the voodoo doll i have of jantar keeps sticking pins in me
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:13 AM
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...ok...how did you know i was wearing my purple moo-moo?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:14 AM
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My famous (and oft appropriated) womens' intuition.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:14 AM
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HOMO-SENSES TINGLING!
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:15 AM
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wow jantar...never knew you had super homo powers...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:15 AM
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I'm full of hidden surprises!

Mouse traps for starters...
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:16 AM
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to perform the way he does in bed, you HAVE to have super homo powers
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:17 AM
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Or an endless supply of sudafed & bolivian marching powder.

It's just easier to stick with the super-homo powers in today's restrictive climate
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:19 AM
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so how did you acquire your super homo powers? gay spider bite you? gayma rays? you originally hail from the planet gaypton?
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:21 AM
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Men at Work tribute band...
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Either that or he's a closet Wham groupie.
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Old 18-06-2004, 12:22 AM
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Explosive knows the score.

Either that or it was $3.99 maleorder.
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