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ATTN: Paragoon
dear goon
i hope you dont mind getting all these random SMS's that is all |
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while we're at this sort of thing...
dear santa, i'd like to clear some things up regarding a previous christmas gift...i clearly stated on my correspondence Re: My Christmas List, dated 17th of December 1987, that i wanted a red bmx bike with a bell and wheel noise makey things, the GI Joe and Transformer toy recieved did not match the requested gift...i hope this letter is explanation enough for why i poisoned the reindeer, shot your wife and smeared excrement all over your house, in addition to sending you a death threat in the form of one of your pets' heads mounted on a spike in your front yard every christmas... your friend, zsinj
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<This is an unsolicited post brought to you by a member of the 101st Spammers Association> <This is also an unsolicited post brought to you by a member of the 101st Oily Food Lovers Association> |
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Dear zsinj,
I love you.
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I'm cool. |
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Not at all splosive. Random SMS's are good.
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I like birds and trees cause I'm fruity! |
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even the ones about people taking a shit?
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That freaked me out.
But it was still cool.
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I like birds and trees cause I'm fruity! |
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ok then. i wont be hesitant in sending you random thoughts anymore.
well, except for the fact its an ultra waste of money. |
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Para ... your buff just cuff him over the ear next time you see him
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