Public Safety Notice

[Jantar]

>Subject: Physicians vs. Gun Owners..
>Physicians:
>a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
>b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. c.
>Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S.
>Dept. of Health & Human Services)
>
>Now think about this:
>Guns:
>a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
>b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1
>,500. c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.
>
>Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
>than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do"
>
>FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
>DOCTOR.
>
>Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
>before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
>
>Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics
>on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek
>medical attention.

[spiritwalker]

so in summary it better to get shot than have a doctor operate on a kindney transplant

[Paryniux]

What about a physician with a gun?

What if a physician shot you?

What if a physician shot you, another operated on you and then sued you for emotional damage?

[Explosive]

what if DIE IRL PLZ

[zsinj]

this is true...as a fully unqualified gynocologist i can say that you would be far more safe to get shot than allow me to examine you...

[Paryniux]

lmao explosive

[XcoR]

what if zsinj... what if... 0.o