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Old 25-09-2005, 03:09 PM
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Default Talk to God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/

There's been some great conversations posted in ACA General Chat

Here's a few

Me:
god must be illiterate
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so is George Bush...
God:
It seems we have something in common.


Me:
right... so how old are you
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
what happened to adam and eve?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
caught you out motherfucker


Me:
Want to play some rugby?
God:
How do we play some rugby ?
Me:
Aren't you supposed to be all-knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
You are stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Old 30-09-2005, 11:20 PM
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hahahahaha .. ROFL ...

Me:
but ... will u listen to my sadness
God:
But what? I will become smarter as I grow older. What do you like best about your sadness?
Me:
I don't like anything about my sadness
God:
What do you like?
Me:
you
God:
" What do you like?"? Me, MR god ?
Me:
"I love you Mr.God" Do you Love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
so will you kiss me then? hug me and take me to bed?
God:
Whoa. But I have no mouth at this time. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
why are you trying to change the subject?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

??WTF??
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:32 PM
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lol nice work finding that
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Old 04-10-2005, 04:28 PM
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yes very lol, i lyke it
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